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		<title>Omul Invizibil</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Emisiune Tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[3 urechi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[americani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Filmeaza 3 ochi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NASA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nebun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Omul Invizibil din Craiova]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parabolica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puteri supranaturale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rusi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[schizofrenie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[telefeon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La 15 kilometri de Craiova, în satul Secui, traieste Omul Invizibil, pe numele real Marin Cristian Vîrvoreanu.
Lasand gluma la o parte omul sufera de schizofrenie, in loc sa fie tratat i se ia un interviu  
Omul Invizibil Partea I

Omul Invizibil Partea a II-a

Omul Invizibil Partea a III-a

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>La 15 kilometri de Craiova, în satul Secui, traieste Omul Invizibil, pe numele real Marin Cristian Vîrvoreanu.</span></p>
<p><span>Lasand gluma la o parte omul sufera de schizofrenie, in loc sa fie tratat i se ia un interviu <img src='http://www.danmarius.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span>Omul Invizibil Partea I</span><br />
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<p><span>Omul Invizibil Partea a II-a</span><br />
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<p><span>Omul Invizibil Partea a III-a</span><br />
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		<title>Inteligenta la romani</title>
		<link>http://www.danmarius.com/land-of-choice/inteligenta-la-romani/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Land of choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cretini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inteligenti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interviu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[telecomanda telecomenzi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
sursa bogdanfusea.com
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<p>sursa <a href="http://bogdanfusea.com">bogdanfusea.com</a></p>
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		<title>Distileria</title>
		<link>http://www.danmarius.com/funny/distileria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcool sanitar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[distileria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[distilerie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mona]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scandic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spirt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taran]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un taran isi produce singur bautura

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Un taran isi produce singur bautura</p>
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		<title>Gibon la volan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accident rutier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuga de la locul accidentului]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gibon la volan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[numar inmatriculare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nu prea ma mai surprinde ca sunt multi &#8220;giboni&#8221; care conduc masini prin capitala in loc stea la Zoo. Un sofer  dupa ce a dat peste un bicilclist, s-a gandit ca ar fi mai bine sa fuga de la locul accidentului. La consecinte nu s-a mai gandit cu atat mai putin la numarul de [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nu prea ma mai surprinde ca sunt multi &#8220;giboni&#8221; care conduc masini prin capitala in loc stea la Zoo. Un sofer  dupa ce a dat peste un bicilclist, s-a gandit ca ar fi mai bine sa fuga de la locul accidentului. La consecinte nu s-a mai gandit cu atat mai putin la numarul de inmatriculare pe care la lasat in roata bicicletei. Acum sunt curios cat de repede il va prinde politia.<br />
sursa <a href="http://s3shat.blogspot.com/2009/11/unlucky-moran-is-unlucky.html">s3shat</a></p>
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		<title>Inaintea prostului si in spatele calului sa nu stai</title>
		<link>http://www.danmarius.com/funny/inaintea-prostului-si-inapoia-calului-sa-nu-stai/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Innaintea prostului inapoi calului]]></category>

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		<title>Gratar la locul de munca</title>
		<link>http://www.danmarius.com/funny/gratar-la-locul-de-munca/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Marius</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Land of choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gratar lampa cu acetilena carnati]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ce sa faci daca ti se face foame si esti la munca, simplu de duci la alimentara cumperi 1 kg de carnati si ii prajesti, daca nu ai gratar merge si lampa cu acetilena.

sursa beatmort.ro
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ce sa faci daca ti se face foame si esti la munca, simplu de duci la alimentara cumperi 1 kg de carnati si ii prajesti, daca nu ai gratar merge si lampa cu acetilena.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-67" title="gratar" src="http://www.danmarius.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gratar.jpg" alt="gratar" width="650" height="488" /></p>
<p>sursa <a href="http://beatmort.ro">beatmort.ro</a></p>
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